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don’t forget to scrub your knees and restock the shampoo every once in a while
Hey there WordPress. I haven’t seen much of you lately. My bad. I’m back now, and I’ve had a good reason for not having time to write. And I promise I will explain what I’ve been up to next time. But...
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so what’s the big secret?
I quit my job last week. I’ve never done that before. In a strange coincidence, Roomie also did the same thing a few days later. It’s a complete relief that I can stop spending all my free time on this...
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winning that napping workout again
It’s funny, I used write about races all the time. And races are the easiest thing in the world to blog about. They make for hilarious posts because I am guaranteed to always do something embarrassing...
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all the cool kids do front squats, eat hot dogs, and sing Disney songs on...
My birthday is the best birthday ever. No, seriously. Not just because it’s MY birthday either. July 3rd is a consistently fabulous day every year. First off, it’s in the summer, so no matter how bad...
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last day
Yesterday was my last day at work. Weird. I guess I might miss my crew of barely disguised hooligans. When I told my dad I was switching jobs, he responded with, “But you’ll never have as good of...
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ode to Roomie
“Wow, I think Jesus put together your housing assignment.” Some comedian said this when Roomie and I went to see her show during our freshman year of college and admitted (in response to some sort of...
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Sunday thoughts
So I start the new job tomorrow. Nothing bad ever happens on your first day of work, because nothing is really expected of you on your first day of work. Right? I keep thinking about all the first...
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the new job, and I nearly manage to act normal for an entire week
I don’t have strep throat! Hallelujah. I thought I did. Kate did. And I have some sort of upper respiratory fun that has produced, among other things, a horrible sore throat. But, as the nurse at the...
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it’s not okay to splash me right now
Sometimes, I wonder if I’m missing the portion of my brain that is supposed to differentiate between fun activity and stupid idea. But then I think back and realize that it has simply been shrunk to an...
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priorities, because I want to eat whatever I want to eat today
You can only truly be best friends with someone when they share your biggest priorities in life. Like not talking the whole time on long car rides and prioritizing food above convenience, or anything...
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